Rainy Days

Oh rainy days...brings in the spiders and whatnot.

Can you spot the lizard that fell out of my toilet paper in the bathroom?

Maintenance came by and flushed it down the toilet. So now I'm too freaked out to pee. I showered in my colleague's room across the hall.

Lesson learned: Front desk doesn't know what lizard means and I need to learn some new Chinese words.

"Hi! I'm in 705. There's a lizard in my bathroom."
"Excuse me?"
"A lizard. There is a... liz-ard...in..my...bathroom."
"Ok we will send someone up."
*in comes housekeeping*
"Hello. What's the problem?"
"There's something in my bathroom."
"Oh ok! OMG! I'M SCARED TOO! Let's call Maintenance because I'm not going near that thing."